The flowers everywhere in the streets tell us that Valentine's Day is here.

At first, I still liked this Western Festival, which gave the long-standing dull Chinese people a lot more romance. However, now in the face of commercial interests, the price of this romance is getting higher and higher.

Roses usually cost one yuan each, but now they have soared to tens of hundreds of yuan. Even a lover couldn't hold it anymore. It's really difficult for those compatriots with colorful flags to have a small bunch for each person. The food expenses for half a year can only be arranged as porridge + kimchi. It is even more like Tai Zhengxiao, who even called on everyone to say "999 roses" before he became successful. I feel that his family must sell flowers, or else he must be a flower farmer.

As soon as I went to Q,

my friend asked,"How are the flowers?"

Answer: "It has been prepared many days ago!"

Friend's words: "Brother is indeed a good person."

I said: "Of course, a bunch of jasmine flowers have been prepared many days ago. You can enjoy the flowers and smell the fragrance when they are fresh, and you can also dry them in the sun and make tea in a few days."

Everyone fainted!

I said again: "Actually, cauliflower is better. You can also stir-fry a plate of bacon at night."

Everyone committed suicide.

Of course, this was just a joke. I am originally a layman, and I cannot be refined in this day of voluntary self-consciousness among the whole people. Besides, women in the world are more emotional than rational. If everyone really gives cauliflower, don't bother me if you get kicked out by your lover.