the meanest quotation of 2009 is reproduced

1: what will kill you, my love.

2: the cashier said: there is no change. Here are your two plastic bags.

3: my advantage is that I am handsome, but my disadvantage is that I am not handsome.

4: what is happiness? Happiness is that cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Altman beats small monsters!

5: I have to pretend to be experienced when others decorate.

6: I am fat, not rough.

7: if Taiwan does not recover in a day, I can only pass level 4 in a day!

8: if the sun doesn't come out, I won't go to work; if I come out, I'll go back to sleep!

9: a running snail.

10: read the ldquo; Forbes & rdquo; Rich list every morning when I get up. If it doesn't have my name on it, I go to work.

11: talking about money does not hurt feelings, talking about feelings hurts money most.

12: I curse you for buying instant noodles all your life without a seasoning bag.

13: the accountant said: & ldquo;, please come and get your salary later. I don't have any change. & rdquo;

14: can you tell I'm powdered?

15: although you are wearing cologne, I can still vaguely smell scum.

16: my name is Rain and my nickname is Runtu.

17: please order Yangzhou fried rice, more chopped onions, less salt, extra an egg, pack and take away.

18: once when I was on the street, a group of girls stopped me. They said I was handsome. When I denied it, they beat me and called me hypocritical.

19: both homely and rotten, the future is uncertain.

21: the most mysterious department in history: the relevant department.

22: there is no denying that mosaics are the biggest obstacle to the progress of human nudity art in this century!

23: there are only two things I can't do in my life: neither this nor that.

24: others have a background, while I have a figure.

25: the ideal of meat, the life of cabbage.

26: White horse & hellip;, where the hell are you! Did you lose the prince and dare not come to see me?

27: did your mother throw people away and raise the placenta when she gave birth to you?

28: don't treat shrimp as seafood.

29: I am an angel. I can't go back to heaven because of my weight.

30: is your mother your father's cousin?

31: picking up a girl is like hanging on QQ. Coax her for 2 hours a day, and you will soon be in the sun.

32: there are too many liars and there are obviously not enough fools.

33: I am the princess who chopped thorns and dragons on the way, swam across the river and climbed to the top of the tower responsible for kissing you.

34: I smile from the knife to the sky, and then I go to bed.

35: your mobile phone is cheaper than the phone bill.

36: it's a long journey, so let's take a taxi.

37: my life has A side and B side, and your life has S side and B side.

38: not afraid of stealing tools, just afraid of stealing knowledge of science and technology!

39: failure is not terrible, the key is to succeed or not.

40: today's college students have no quality! Come here to copy porn, unexpectedly with cut!

41: if you have time to study, occupying a good tomb after death can also make up for the regret that you can't afford a good house.

42: Ming Sao is easy to hide, but dark is hard to guard against.