Chinese characters are really too complicated. Lao Zu was so considerate that he left us only a hundred and ten surnames, but it was a pity that in the era of digitization, all this began to be out of order.

I'm afraid there are a lot of people who don't read it once when they use their screen names on the Internet. Perhaps the screen name is originally pronounced with the keyboard, do not need to use the mouth to meddle. However, there is no certainty in the world. No, I have encountered two extraordinary events.
one day, wandering to a field, running out of ammunition, the poor man came to an end, suddenly remembered that I still have a netizen here, this gentleman and I stink on the Internet, indulge in the same breath, almost to the point of saying everything, no woman does not soak, but also said that I am warmly welcomed to be a guest, when the world will be when food and wine beauty waitress, and so on, at that time also easily copied the mobile phone.
you have to try your luck anyway, don't you?
Open the phone book and dial the phone. Hey, what's your name? if I forget it, I remember a screen name: Mikawa Kuzi.
I remember asking him how to get this woman's name, and he said it was a woman's name for many GG to see how others hooked up with MM. This is called enduring hardships and endless learning.
so I innocently called the phone. I hated that the phone I killed that day didn't work well and there was a lot of noise, so I had to stand on the street and shout loudly: Hello, are you Meichuan Kuzi? Hey. Are you Mikawa Kuzi... Is it Meichuan Kuzi...
next to an old lady, carrying a basket, with very disdainful eyes staring at me, after the event, I screamed there again, looking for me is either the uncle of the police or the aunt in the mental hospital.
another day, the Internet bar surfing the Internet, finished checkout, it happened that the boss was in a hurry, squatting in the bathroom refused to come out, but also asked me to help stare, I do not care, regular customers, it is no big deal. Unfortunately, there is a phone in the Internet bar, and what is more unfortunate is that the phone rang at this time. Naturally, we have to be entrusted by others. According to the loyal person, answer the phone. As soon as I heard the
phone call, I knew it was a small boy. After explaining it for a long time, I knew it was a female netizen who was surfing the Internet in this Internet bar. The net name was "who will love me?"
this matter is simple, holding the phone in hand, I am very enthusiastic and have the spirit of serving the people, affectionately to the whole Internet bar more than 30 Internet users shouted:-- who will love me!
-- me!
without saying a word, the elementary school girl, whose face was framed with thick glasses and combed two small arguments, flushed and stood up, with thin beads of sweat on the small freckles on her nose.
-- my, my, my phone.
I am dizzy.
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has a lot of experience. Ha ha.
from: Hexun Blog