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Republic of China, in a remote rural schools, there is a principal and four teachers. In order to solve the financial difficulties, the principal falsifying expense, lied about a "Ruud water" teacher eat empty rates. One day, the Ministry of Education Commissioner surprise visit, the story began ......

Old principal: fire chief fire everywhere, only to get burned.

He is embrace the ideal of education practitioners, led by school teacher root in rural areas, is committed to the cause of education in rural areas. The problem is that you people lack food shortages money, you still do what education? Well, you have a passion, you have the courage to overcome difficulties, then you get your education experiment, then the biggest question is, you have not even student, housewife no meter how the pot?

Every day in front of the principal officer, doing the live fire. In order to fool the Ministry of Education Commissioner made a special investigation "Lu was water," the teacher thing, you got to repair the school bell to impersonate coppersmith "Lu was water" teachers; to persuade coppersmith with Commissioner camera, you find a school of female teachers "sleeping clothes." small coppersmith; to meet a Man Zhang punish the unreasonable demands made of small coppersmith, you condone Pei Zhang Kui mountain derided a Man; in order not revealed the secret US "philanthropist" Ross before you let your daughter marry and small coppersmith ; fire everywhere is that you, the last thing you get burned. First half of the donkey shed on fire, you hold two quilts ran, shouting "Do not panic all, listen to my command." Listen to the results of your command is, quilts and donkeys have shed burned. It became a metaphor for the old principal role.

Zhang Man: In the past so later, after only get worse.

When you were born, the way parents give. You like this today, is that you have experienced before things people have seen, suffered the injury, read the book, among other factors together result of photosynthesis. Zhang Man as well. You previously prostitution, have educated, this has been the principal guide and support to help ....... Not very old, so rich in experience, you should create a more tenacious and unyielding character ah. Can last so later, you do not learn from experience points, summed up a lesson, or so weak, so you insulted, trampled, "the sacrifice".

Quebec Pei Shan: you most selfish, most realistic.

You seek a Man Zhang teacher wrong? correct. Because you have the right to the pursuit of love. Zhang Man looking at a "sleeping clothes" small coppersmith, your anger is wrong? correct. Because you are willing to express emotions. You do not want to come up with their wages to build schools, wrong? correct. Because you have the freedom to spend their wealth. Is to be your sentence, "Why do you bring ethical standards to kidnap my interests?"

To help small coppersmith to vent their anger, you scolding Zhang Man, wrong? Wrong. In order to please the commissioner, the school only a donkey carrying water to kill and eat. Wrong? Wrong. Here I have to respond to your words, "Why take your interests to trample on other people's moral standards?"

Zhoutie Nan: This has become a bear wanted to be a hero.

After we watched the entire show, there are a lot of people feel boring, why is this so? Because the whole drama of the lack of a hero. Before the shot, you look like a hero, before the headmaster and you do not kitsch, do not bow down in front of your correspondent. Face error, you have the courage to bear; see injustice, you have the courage to resist. When the captain of the guard fired a shot for you, you become a bear. Will not learn it before the sycophant, flattery, you are a self-taught. You yourself argued that it is growing. I think this is not growth, it is surrender.

Coppersmith: wear mink, you are still you.

Relying on tricks "Lu was water", the school received 20,000 yuan sponsorship money legal tender, new look, put on a new desk, accompanied by a phonograph, eyes wide statue of King is also in abeyance. In Buddhist teachings, the wide mesh kings guarding the West, stands for reason. Eyes wide King abandoned, also it implies that the reason abandoned. At this point, start small coppersmith farce staged. Originally a pure grass-roots small coppersmith thought he was a successful host, wearing a mink coat Pei Shan Quebec, there is a kind of mold sipping tea, domineering, installed a Daweibalang back in the classroom, as if to himself the return of Liuyang intellectuals. As Flower in the Mirror, it is all just a mirage. When the small coppersmith no longer of value, and he began to be cast aside, even contempt than just began to repair the bell of the little people also coppersmith.

See small coppersmith, I really feel that people sometimes have to learn to security. Because they are exploring three propositions on the final day of the philosophy of life, who are you? Where are you from? where are you going? No matter what you put on small coppersmith, you still yourself.

Coppersmith wife: you can not be a rich woman and do not when bitch.

Originally coppersmith and small live exciting and Anpinyuedao life, which are all small coppersmith "sleeping clothes" began to break. It is said that after Einstein's IQ when a man having an affair, but when a woman unto IQ higher than Sherlock Holmes. Predictably, after getting caught carrying a coppersmith coppersmith daughter to school wailed. From the story in terms of setting, while the Ministry of Education and the American correspondent Ross, on the other side are school principals and teachers, as well as one side is a small coppersmith, coppersmith wife will appear story to a climax; the common sense of human relations perspective, it has happened, even if, like go to crying like a bitch does not help, but provoked a revolt of small coppersmith. You are, after all, it is yours; not yours, it may not be able to seek and obtain the necessarily good.

Commissioner: not prudish but also the "thick black"

Starched tunic, straight face, officialdom full of air, just like a selfless blue sky great master, in fact, is a sanctimonious hypocrite. Thick black control standards, more and more thick skinned, black heart more and more, simply high commissioner Dan, the god-class thick black figure. Say you have a thick skin, such as when the first time to inspect schools, and schools of small coppersmith who are arrogance, the second time to inspect the school, because of the small coppersmith of value, it becomes small coppersmith respectful. You say black heart, 100,000 of charitable funds through a Commissioner hands down, fell only remaining 30,000 schools. "Yan Guo Mao dial" no problem, you here, pulling a goose thigh, leaving goose hair ah.

Watching this movie, some people laugh, some people cry, some people will feel a little dirty. I think that laughter or, cry worth mentioning, how many could see a shadow of reality, but also to see how much of his own shadow.